Autobiography of me

Collide into unwanted system of particles (mischief) and then conclude in the end that my trajectory(path followed by a projectile) is full of twists and turns.Right now,I am travlleing with an optimum speed that is maximum safe speed  with which I take turns on a curved,levelled road without skidding-(without making use of frictional force).The moment I skid,I am sure to meet with an accident from the approaching truck(my parents).Then I do not know what will be the change in momentum(impact on my life). But all I know is the impulse will be very high(force with which they act on me for that short interval of time).So if the impact of collison(with my parents)is really bad,I will have on the spot fusion-(melt that very second)or my courage will push me from the top of any tall building(where my potential energy is high) and my escape velocity(minimum velocity required to escape from the gravitational pull) can easily be calculated.But all these are the cases if I skid,so why travel on twisted and turned roads?? I prefer motion in a straight line better.I prefer this because elasticity(behaviour)of parents is quite unpredictable.You never know when the load(anger)on their string(head) increases and what exactly is their breaking point(height of patience)?Afterall,they measure(observe) us from various dimensions(angels) loking for errors(mistakes) in our work done.I also forgot to present the matter that the truck(parents) also collide into me on my open house day.Phew!dont ask me with what kinetic energy(anger) they come and collide into me.At that moment I wish if I could be latent(hidden).All these years my marks were equivalent to capillary(rise or fall of a liquid in a tube,against the effect of gravity).But from the time I was projectted(promoted)into 11th grade,there seems to be excess gravitational pull on my marks,that it is at times"tending" to zero.Well,right now my speed of writing is decelerating due to elastic fatigue(lost of elastic properties due to excessive use for long time).So,I leave you with a few principles(thoughts). Better keep your power to yourself rather than expressing it before your parents..otherwise EVERY ACTION HAS AN EQUAL AND OPPOSITE REACTION..GOT IT??? NOTE:ALL PARENTS HAVE LOW SPECIFIC HEAT CAPACITY(AMOUNT OF HEAT REQUIRED TO RAISE THEIR TEMPERATURE). IN ADVERSE CASES-BLOOD BOILS.SO,KINDLY STOP THEM FROM EXPERIMENTING(READING)THIS AUTOBIOGRAPHY.IF YOU LET THEM EXPERIMENT,THEN DON'T REGRET ON THE RANDOM ERROR YOU HAVE COMMITTED.BYE!